RE: My Inaugural Cuffing Season

Okay, from the jump, I realize I may have made a mistake. If you read the title and got excited because you thought I was participating in cuffing season this year, I apologize for misleading you. Despite being on Hinge for about a month (or maybe now it is actually a thing I am choosing out of spite BECAUSE I am on Hinge), I am still as blissfully single as I was before I sacrificed a small slice of my ever-dwindling phone storage. What I meant by labeling this entry as I did is that I finally understand why the late Autumn and Winter months have this affectionate–or dreaded–term.