Horny & Terrified: My Life Dating Sober

Is he lying about his height? Are we going to have anything in common? Am I showing too much cleavage or not enough cleavage? What if he believes Donald Trump is simply just misunderstood and not a fake tan, face-melted megalomaniac? WHAT IF HE HATES HARRY STYLES? All of these are normal anxieties that I used to calm down with a few glasses of wine... That’s a lie. I would drown them out with a whole bottle. But now? Now, I’m different. Now, I’m sober.